Dying to dance? We've found the perfect fitness 'scrip.

Patient: Doc, I don't know what to do. I've got chills...they're multiplying.

Doctor: Let's see what we can do about that. (Feels forehead) Hmm, it appears you have dance fever.

Patient (worried): Is it curable, doc? I can't fight this feeling any more.

Doctor (scribbling a prescription): Oh yes, nothing to worry about. I'm going to refer you to the Dance Doctor in Santa Monica, who's got the perfect thing to clear that right up.

Patient (looking hopeful): I've heard of the Dance Doctor. Hasn't he "treated" Adam Sandler and Elizabeth Hurley?

Doctor: He sure has, and he's also introduced a new unlimited class membership for people in your position. Salsa, hip-hop, belly dance, ballroom, tango—classes are seven days a week, and you can get your fix whenever you need it. Oh, and it's only $85 per month, unlimited.

Patient: Whew! That gives me the shakes...in a good way.

Doctor: You're all set. Take two classes and call me in the morning.

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