We turned island-brown in minutes.

Tahitian girls have it. Brazilian girls have it. Your LA editor, of Eastern European descent, definitely does not have it.

"It" is glowing, golden, island girl skin, the kind that hides dimples and spider veins and other imperfections. Well, your snow-white editor knows better than to cook herself. So she called Fake Bake mobile, organically-based air brush tanning, which just launched in LA (about $60 for a house call). The tan-tastic deets:

• It's beet-based. Sugar beets cause the color change. No paraben, no dyes, no stink.
• It blasts cellulite and wrinkles. We can't swear to that, but Fake Bake contains anti-cellulite and anti-aging ingredients, and it does make skin feel soft.
• It's fun. Fake Bake expert Pashia Fischer showed up to our editor's place toting a gym bag and a folding disc that popped up into a full-sized tanning cabana. After being "masked" with barrier moisturizer in spots that are likelier to over-tan, she stepped into the tent, got sprayed and stepped out. The whole thing took 20 minutes. 
• It works. Your editor's skin went from pasty to Polynesian, no damaging rays necessary.

Which proves you can ban the soleil.

Fake Bake, 1-800-269-9660