You'll scream for this sweet treat's low-cal numbers.

Smart (fabulous!) woman seeks a sweet summer fling. Please be healthy and full of flavor! 

Dear Smart (fabulous!) woman,

After years of disappointing trysts with low-fat ice creams and unfulfilling sorbets, I'm sure you thought you'd never find the perfect light lick. But this time, it's different: I'm a new line of coconut milk ice creams from Purely Decadent. I'll melt your jaded heart with eight knee-buckling flavors like vanilla bean, coconut, chocolate peanut butter swirl and passionate mango. My intentions are pure--after all, I'm made with organic coconut milk instead of dairy or soy milk to slash calories, sugar and fat. 

I'll sweep you off your feet with my cookie dough flavor, which skims 80 calories and 6 grams of fat per serving (compared to other guys). I don't mean to brag, but I've got 5 grams of satisfying, heart-helping fiber to keep you fuller longer (something else the other guys don't have).

Sound dreamy? Go ahead, pick me up.

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